Funniest dating profiles examples


29-Dec-2016 22:42

I'm looking for a partner-in-crime who enjoys the outdoors and isn't afraid to step on the dancefloor from time-to-time.

Don't worry if you have 'two left feet' - I spent six years training at the Gangnam-Style School of Dance, and can teach you how to do the hokey pokey for a nominal fee. As open-minded as I am, I have to draw the line at cigarettes. My cat Felix loves to meet new people, but if you're allergic to fur, the two of you probably won't get along.

Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. Also I don’t do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live). Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich woman to take care of me 3. What this profile says to me, as a woman, is: – This guy is fun and exciting – He is open to taking risks and is okay with failing.

So this is your chance to get creative and have a little fun. But when the market closes, the suit comes off and it’s time for some fun – whether we’re hitting Aspen’s slopes for a weekend trip, catching a live rock concert, or headed to Paris for some fresh-baked croissants and the best espresso on the planet.Here are a few examples of unique online dating profiles.If you wish to understand the concepts behind these examples, please read our tips for writing your online profile.Your taste in music – The Cranberries, Enya, Mazzy Star, ****cat Dolls, Indigo Girls OK girls, waiting for your emails…go So now it’s my turn to answer the question that is running through your head. This guy wrote his profile for himself knowing, that if a girl didn’t like this profile, he probably wouldn’t have liked the girl. I was so intrigued by this guy that I contacted him and asked him what made him write a profile like this.

The feeling I got when I read his profile was, This guy is okay with our without me and he will not attempt to impress me by being someone he’s not. His response was: “haha yea at first i wrote a regular profile, then i read it over and i was like ‘this is so freaking boring’. Something I wanted to write that would make me laugh. I got a TON of emails from cool women.” He and I talked a little more and I immediately got a sense of his full character.Example 1: Light-Hearted and Silly I may not be a supermodel, but at least I smell nice... When I'm not busy saving the world or just ‘being awesome', I spend my time working as a bartender and part-time chef.