The guy code on dating intimidating sports chants


17-Oct-2016 16:43

I mean, sometimes it really is like we're from different planets!

Clearly, no real person would actually believe or adhere to the vulgar rules contained within.* Those boots are adorable, b-t-dub.

YOU ARE READING Humor Rule number 4: If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time: A) Was a bro's ex-girlfriend. My stomach was churning, my joints were achy, and I was beginning to get the chills. It has everything a guy could ever ask for: a big screen TV, surround sound, a pinball machine, a pool table, and it even has these little chocolate pudding cups just lying around. Being the absolute man that he is, Carter lets me come down in the middle of the night to play with his toys.

I slowly rolled out from under the sweat-covered, silk sheets and rubbed my hand against the back of my neck, trying to get some of the knots out. So I did what I always do whenever this happens: I pulled my grey t-shirt over my head and threw on my favorite pair of sweatpants. Other than Carter's room, the basement is my favorite spot in their house.

They publish humorous articles and original videos that follow Guy Code's topics and tone, as well as cover the series and its cast members.

A spinoff series, Girl Code, debuted on MTV on April 23, 2013.

Break a girl code rule, and you’re in danger of losing at least one friend, or just alienating yourself from everyone for a bit. Wait until your friend gets inside before you drive away Snowy-: When you drop your friend off at her house, you don’t drive off until she’s all the way safely inside. Because someone might jump out from the bushes and kidnap her.

And don’t forget to check in with her a bit more afterwards too! Let any girl know when something’s wrong with her outfit ariaperry: Always (discreetly) inform a girl of a wardrobe malfunction eg.

And while that sounds rigid and annoying, it’s actually pretty great.



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